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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Doctor Dave

Doctor Dave had "relations" with one of his patients and felt guilty all
day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just
couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice
in his head that said:
Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to have "relations" with one of their patients and
you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go, Dave.

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to
reality whispering.............

Dave......... Dave........ You're a Veterinarian,,,,, you sick
bastard.........

14 comments:

Joy T. said...

Ewwwww! I don't come visit for a couple days and THIS is what I see first LOL Love it!

Willowtree said...

Ha ha ha!

Hey, I was having sex with a girl I met at a party once when I was younger. I don't know why, but I asked her if I was the first guy she had ever had sex with. She looked at me intently and replied "I don't know, but your face does look familiar".

J said...

hahahhahahahhaha you got me laughing!

fiwa said...

AAAAhhhh! I can't believe I'm laughing! :)

Brenda said...

Hahahaha! Excellent!

Nap Warden said...

Doh!

lisa's chaos said...

Funny! You crack me up~!

Pamela said...

I come to make a smart alec remark and WT brings the house down.
...at the least his party girl didn't say baaaaa

bermudabluez said...

Joy - See what you get when you don't visit!
WT - I don't even have a comeback for that one....You DO have a way of bringing the house down!
Fiwa, Brenda, NapWarden,Lisa - I couldn't resist!! Gotta have a laugh once in a while!
Pamela - I think WT deserves an award for his comment!

Sandy said...

Thank goodness my vet's first name isn't DAVE!

Amy W said...

Thanks for cheering up my otherwise boring afternoon...

laurie said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw!
i'm glad our vet is Dr. Pat.

Kellan said...

That was funny in such a gross, sick way!! See ya.

Sirdar said...

LOL!!!