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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Out of the Mouths of .....

How you decide who to marry....from the children's perspective...

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? *

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? *

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? *

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? *

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? *

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? *

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (good point)

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? *

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? *

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favourite is........

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? *

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10

10 comments:

ms cute pants said...

OMG That is hilarious! I love reading things like this. I miss watching Kids say the Darnest Things!

I see you've changed your blog skin in keeping with your new pink presents...very nice!

ChrisB said...

Wow I see more pink. Yours is the first blog I've read today and no better way to start the day than with a laugh~ these are just so funny LOL

Katya said...

These are just too funny! Kids are so adorable!

When my two were about 3 and 5 years old, they always played
"bride and groom". Michelle, the elder of the two would be both bride and officiating person. At the end of the ceremony, she said,
"I now produce you man and wife!" I used to laugh till I thought my sides would split!

Brenda said...

Ha! Wise kids!

aims said...

Treasures all!

Kellan said...

These were hysterical! I loved the one about both parents yellin' at the same kids - HA!

Take care, Jeanne - see you soon - Kellan

forgetfulone said...

That is cute!

Thanks for reading my guest post at On the Flipside today. I hope you’ll visit my regular blog, Forgetfulone

dawn said...

Ah yes, the powers of observation children have; simply amazing;-).

Amy W said...

Love the last one!!

lisaschaos said...

Those are adorable!! Such cute kids!