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Saturday, October 10, 2009

ReHeated Oldies

Did you hear about the new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Grey"?

Here are a few sample songs:

Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose your Liver"

Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"

The BeeGees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"?

Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra: "These Boots are Made for Bunions"

ABBA: "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times My Back's Out"

Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles: "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Steely Dan: "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Creedence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who: "Talkin' Bout My Medication"

The Troggs: "Bald Thing"

7 comments:

Donna said...

Hahahaa...I like Bad Prune Rising!!hughugs

Honeygo Beasley said...

And don't forget, "She's Got Baggy Davis Eyes"!

aims said...

Sad - but oh so true!

Jennifer said...

I opened this comment box prepared to have something to say only now I have nothing to say. Must be my age.

lisaschaos said...

Oh these are too funny! And too true! lol

Katya said...

Ah, I had a good bout of laughter. The tears? Not sure whether they were from laughter or the fact that so many of these are so true!

Pamela said...

oh geez. I'm in pain from laughing.