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Friday, October 26, 2007

Not Just Another

Halloween party...

A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
Halloween party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
wouldhave some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
earand she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate
love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening.'

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your
brother. Apparently he had the time of his life.


lisa's chaos said...

That totally cracked me up. I had to send you a joke my aunt sent me earlier in the evening as "payment" :) I sent it through NaPaBloMo or wahtever since I couldn't find your email. :)

laurie said...


Simply Jenn said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Sirdar said...

I've heard that one before...and it is still funny!!