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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

How to Decide Who to Marry: The Kid Version

Kids contemplate marriage.
How would you make your marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don’t want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure?)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)"
by SalmaRumman


ChrisB said...

I think I've read that before (or something very similar) - out of the mouths of children-love Freddie's response :)

Katya said...

These are just too cute! Kids really do know a lot more than we think, eh? hehehe

Anonymous said...

I've seen those before but they are still darn funny!!

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Oh what a hoot. The funny thing is, I see their points! :) Love the new blog design.

avtcoach said...

These are great, isn't it funny how they learn just enough to get it mixed up!